Are you getting ready to take that ultimate plunge into marital bliss? Are you looking for some way to make it special and unforgettable? Well, come on down to "Weddings with the King!"
Thanks to loosened restrictions regarding the issuance of marriage licenses and the recent repeal of various ordinances defining public intoxication, Weaver Bay is becoming the de facto place to come get a spontaneous, no-frills wedding. And, when it gets to be your special time, either by accident or on purpose, who doesn't want meet and be married by The King, himself -- Larry King that is!
Yes, that noted expert on marriage and matrimony has lent his name and likeness to Weaver Bay's premiere quickie wedding chapel and conference hall. You'll have your nuptials officiated and administered by two-time Peabody, ten-time Cable ACE, eight-time divorcee, and two-time Emmy award winner Larry King (or perhaps it's a close approximation?). You'll thrill to his hard-hitting but personable interview style as he politely grills you over your vows, and you'll laugh as a crazy cast of characters from "The Hoboken Hayseed," "The Charleston Chuckle," “The Florida Man,” and "The Indianapolis Napper," all call in to wish you well on your new life together.
As an added bonus, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, if you purchase our “Deluxe” or “Super Deluxe” packages, your ceremony will be accompanied by the chapel's house band, Ciabatta, which is comprised of the three former members of the band Bread who didn't have rights to use the name. That's right, before you toast your new bride and take her home to butter her loaf, so to speak, you'll want to finish out your fifteen minute allotted time slot by dancing to such 1970’s soft rock hits as "Baby, I'm a Want You," "The Guitar Man," "Everything I Own," or for an extra 20 bucks, "If."
So, call or stop by today to reserve your special time ... we're conveniently located off Geppert Parkway, just northeast of Hong Circle, next to Handsy MacShanes Scottish Massage Parlor.
All packages are a maximum 15 minutes.
Standard Package: $200
Just the basic ceremony, after which Larry will take a couple of calls.
Deluxe Package: $500
Everything from the standard package, a quick set by Cibatta, two slices of frozen wedding cake, and a take-home boquet
Super Deluxe Package: $1000
Everything from the standard and deluxe packages plus two complimentary glasses of Julio Yemenez Sparkling Wine, your choice of a personalized sermon or personal anecdote from Larry, a four (hidden) camera shoot of the ceremony on DVD or Blu Ray, and you get to keep the rest of the cake.